Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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