Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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