Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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