Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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