yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
This couple is walking their pig around campus
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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