Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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