You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
