i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Two words: blizzard sex
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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