Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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