I like to think it a success when the cops are called
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
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