Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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