Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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