Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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