i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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