Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
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