Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
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