You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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