5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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