called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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