at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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