Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think my fart just growled at me.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
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And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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