How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
i think im in europe. pls send help
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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