I think i sorta joined a cult last night
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
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