I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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