if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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