If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
