I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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