did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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