She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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