Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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