I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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