He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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