2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
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I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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