If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
