12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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