Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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