I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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