i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
