Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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