We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
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well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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