there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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