I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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