its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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