Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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