I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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