You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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