Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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