Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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