I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
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If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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