The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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