i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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