dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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