gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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