Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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Have fun and good luck.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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