Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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