we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
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"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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