I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
